Dwight: Thanks for meeting me.
Michael: Are you kidding? I’d come anywhere to see a turtle. Where’d you find him?
Dwight: There’s no turtle, Michael. I just wanted to get you here.
Michael: Ugh, c’mon, you know me, Dwight.
Dwight: I do know you, Michael. I’m your right-hand guy. I can’t be the right hand to a completely new guy.
Michael: Now I’m going to have to go online and look at turtles or else I’m going to be off the whole day.
This actually always made me really upset
lmfaooooo i love you