I like penguins

samaradensmore:

Dwight: Thanks for meeting me.

Michael: Are you kidding? I’d come anywhere to see a turtle. Where’d you find him?

Dwight: There’s no turtle, Michael. I just wanted to get you here.

Michael: Ugh, c’mon, you know me, Dwight.

Dwight: I do know you, Michael. I’m your right-hand guy. I can’t be the right hand to a completely new guy.

Michael: Now I’m going to have to go online and look at turtles or else I’m going to be off the whole day.